2000 Week 3



WMFFL Newsletter Week #3
Home Page: http://wmffl.com
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A quick note on this week's financial situation.  The
following teams were fines $1 each for activating
players on a bye or an illegal lineup:
    Norsemen
    ZEN
    Archers Who Say Ni
    Hempaholics
    Penis Lovers

The following teams still have not paid thier entry
fees and have been accessed a $5 fee for being over a
month late.  Included is how much they currently owe
(current winnings are included)
  ZEN             $59.06
  Barbarians      $50.50
  Penis Lovers    $64.00

Any of these three teams can make payment to me, either
via PayPal at ************** via mail at
  43511 Blacksmith Sq
  Ashburn, VA    20147

Finally,  I have come to a very unfortunate and
undesireable decision.  I think that we should place up
for immediate vote, the removal of Bryan Jones' team.  He
hasn't paid his fee, he didn't attend the draft, he hasn't
picked a head coach or a name for his team and he hasn't
turned in a single activation.  In fact, I haven't heard
from him in over a month.  Since it is mid-season this
will require a unanimous vote.  I was thinking that it
would work something like this: his team would cease to
exist, the players on his team would be redistributed to
the league in a supplemental draft style, based on reverse
order of current standings.  When a team is scheduled to
play him, it will be considered a bye and the games that
he already played will be nullified.  The only alternative
that I can think of is to find someone to take control of
his team, but I think that is doubtful.  I would like to
hear everone's opinion on this matter as soon as possible.
Thanks.


WMFFL Scores for 2000 WEEK #3
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Werewolves        ( 14)  Norsemen          ( 15)
Freezer Burn      (  1)  Hempaholics       (  8)
Barbarians        ( 26)  Archers Who Say Ni(  0)
Green Wave        ( 43)  ZEN               (  0)
Penis Lovers      (  0)  Crusaders         ( 56)


WMFFL Standings after 2000 WEEK #3
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                    Record   Win  Division   Pts   Pts
Blue Division       W  L  T  Pct   W  L  T   For Agnst
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Norsemen            3  0  0 1.00   2  0  0   115    32
Hempaholics         2  1  0 .667   2  1  0    47    59
Werewolves          1  2  0 .333   0  1  0    68    48
Freezer Burn        1  2  0 .333   0  1  0    63    78
Archers Who Say Ni  1  2  0 .333   0  1  0    40    47

                    Record   Win  Division   Pts   Pts
Orange Division     W  L  T  Pct   W  L  T   For Agnst
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Crusaders           3  0  0 1.00   2  0  0   143    59
ZEN                 2  1  0 .667   1  1  0    87    63
Green Wave          1  2  0 .333   1  0  0    69    87
Barbarians          1  2  0 .333   0  2  0    76    97
Penis Lovers        0  3  0 .000   0  1  0     0   138


Current Week's Transactions
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  Freezer Burn       Dropped NEW ENGLAND KICKER
  Freezer Burn       Picked Up ARIZONA KICKER
  Freezer Burn       Dropped ARIZONA KICKER
  Freezer Burn       Picked Up MINNESOTA KICKER
  Barbarians         Picked Up WR HORN,JOE (NO)
  Norsemen           Picked Up DL EKUBAN,EBENEZER (DAL)
  ZEN                Picked Up DB BARBER,RONDE (TB)
  Hempaholics        Dropped WR JOHNSON,KEVIN (CLE)
  Hempaholics        Picked Up TAMPA BAY OFFENSE
  Crusaders          Dropped WR MORTON,JOHNNIE (DET)
  Crusaders          Dropped LB MINTER,BARRY (CHI)
  Crusaders          Picked Up WR MCCARDELL,KEENAN (JAX)
  Crusaders          Picked Up LB JONES,MARVIN (NYJ)
  ZEN                Picked Up TE BRADY,KYLE (JAX)


Next Week's Fantasy Schedule
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  Norsemen           at Archers Who Say Ni
  Werewolves         at Crusaders
  Barbarians         at Hempaholics
  ZEN                at Freezer Burn
  Penis Lovers       at Green Wave

  NFL Byes: Carolina Panthers, Minnesota Vikings and Buffalo Bills


WMFFL Scoring Breakdown for 2000 WEEK #3
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Werewolves                          Norsemen
===============================     ===============================
HC: Martz,Mike          STL   4     HC: Dungy,Tony          TB    5
QB: Baltimore Team Qb   BAL  -5     QB: Buffalo Team Qb     BUF  15
RB: Anderson,Jamal      ATL   8     RB: Chancey,Robert      SD    0
RB: Stewart,James       DET   0     RB: Lewis,Jamal         BAL   3
WR: Brown,Tim           OAK  18     WR: Bruce,Isaac         STL  22
WR: Holt,Torry          STL   3     WR: Moss,Randy          MIN   0
TE: Walls,Wesley        CAR   1     TE: Gonzalez,Tony       KC    2
K : Tampa Bay Kicker    TB    7     K : St. Louis Kicker    STL  12
Off Green Bay Offense   GB   -1     Off Jacksonville OffenseJAX   0
DL: McGinest,Willie     NE    4     DL: Bratzke,Chad        IND   0
DL: Sapp,Warren         TB   11     DL: Ekuban,Ebenezer     DAL   4
LB: Biekert,Greg        OAK   7     LB: Barber,Shawn        WAS   6
LB: Seau,Junior         SD   11     LB: Boyd,Stephen        DET   5
DB: Dawkins,Brian       PHI   7     DB: Green,Victor        NYJ   4
DB: Lyght,Todd          STL   4     DB: Griffith,Robert     MIN   2
-------------------------------     -------------------------------
        Offensive Points =   35             Offensive Points =   59
        Defensive Points =   44             Defensive Points =   21
       Total Points For =    14            Total Points For =    15

Freezer Burn                        Hempaholics
===============================     ===============================
HC: Turner,Norv         WAS   0     HC: Coughlin,Tom        JAX   4
QB: Green Bay Team Qb   GB   -6     QB: Carolina Team Qb    CAR   5
RB: Martin,Curtis       NYJ  12     RB: George,Eddie        TEN   0
RB: Staley,Duce         PHI  10     RB: Williams,Ricky      NO    9
WR: Hayes,Donald        CAR   0     WR: Connell,Albert      WAS   0
WR: Toomer,Amani        NYG   1     WR: Price,Peerless      BUF  -2
TE: Alexander,Stephen   WAS   0     TE: Franks,Bubba        GB    1
K : Minnesota Kicker    MIN   3     K : San Diego Kicker    SD    6
Off Minnesota Offense   MIN   7     Off Tampa Bay Offense   TB   11
DL: McKenzie,Keith      GB    2     DL: Strahan,Michael     NYG   8
DL: Smith,Bruce         WAS   2     DL: Young,Bryant        SF    4
LB: Jones,Mike a.       STL   4     LB: Arrington,Lavar     WAS   1
LB: Patton,Marvcus      KC    6     LB: Rainer,Wali         CLE   5
DB: Abraham,Donnie      TB    9     DB: Bailey,Champ        WAS   3
DB: Hasty,James         KC    3     DB: Woodson,Charles     OAK   5
-------------------------------     -------------------------------
        Offensive Points =   27             Offensive Points =   34
        Defensive Points =   26             Defensive Points =   26
       Total Points For =     1            Total Points For =     8

Barbarians                          Archers Who Say Ni
===============================     ===============================
HC: Green,Dennis        MIN   3     HC: Phillips,Wade       BUF   0
QB: Washington Team Qb  WAS   4     QB: Tennessee Team Qb   TEN   0
RB: Barber,Tiki         NYG  14     RB: Rhett,Errict        CLE   0
RB: Garner,Charlie      SF   13     RB: Wheatley,Tyrone     OAK  -2
WR: Carter,Cris         MIN   3     WR: Ismail,Raghib       DAL   1
WR: Horn,Joe            NO    3     WR: Owens,Terrell       SF   12
TE: Sharpe,Shannon      BAL   2     TE: Williams,Roland     STL   0
K : Washington Kicker   WAS   3     K : Tennessee Kicker    TEN   0
Off Washington Offense  WAS   3     Off New Orleans Offense NO    3
DL: Ellis,Greg          DAL   6     DL: Russell,Darrell     OAK   3
DL: Johnstone,Lance     OAK   2     DL: Wistrom,Grant       STL   2
LB: Hardy,Kevin         JAX   4     LB: Rudd,Dwayne         MIN   4
LB: Thomas,Zach         MIA   7     LB: Smith,Darrin        NO    4
DB: Bellamy,Jay         SEA   9     DB: Sharper,Darren      GB    7
DB: Williams,Willie     SEA   0     DB: Woodson,Rod         BAL   2
-------------------------------     -------------------------------
        Offensive Points =   48             Offensive Points =   14
        Defensive Points =   28             Defensive Points =   22
       Total Points For =    26            Total Points For =     0

Green Wave                          ZEN
===============================     ===============================
HC: Fisher,Jeff         TEN   0     HC: Mora,Jim            IND   0
QB: Jacksonville Team QbJAX   5     QB: Chicago Team Qb     CHI   3
RB: Faulk,Marshall      STL  34     RB: Dayne,Ron           NYG   0
RB: Holmes,Priest       BAL   0     RB: Smith,Robert        MIN   8
WR: Robinson,Marcus     CHI   7     WR: Moulds,Eric         BUF  11
WR: Smith,Rod           DEN   3     WR: Smith,Jimmy         JAX   2
TE: Carswell,Dwayne     DEN   1     TE: Riemersma,Jay       BUF   1
K : Buffalo Kicker      BUF   2     K : Detroit Kicker      DET   4
Off Dallas Offense      DAL   9     Off Denver Offense      DEN  10
DL: Johnson,Raylee      SD    0     DL: Holliday,Vonnie     GB    1
DL: Pryce,Trevor        DEN  13     DL: Sinclair,Michael    SEA   1
LB: Kirkland,Levon      PIT   5     LB: Lewis,Ray           BAL   5
LB: McDaniel,Ed         MIN   8     LB: Simmons,Brian       CIN   0
DB: Law,Ty              NE    8     DB: Ambrose,Ashley      ATL  10
DB: Parrish,Tony        CHI   7     DB: Barber,Ronde        TB    1
-------------------------------     -------------------------------
        Offensive Points =   61             Offensive Points =   39
        Defensive Points =   41             Defensive Points =   18
       Total Points For =    43            Total Points For =     0

Penis Lovers                        Crusaders
===============================     ===============================
-------------------------------     HC: Ross,Bobby          DET   0
        Offensive Points =    0     QB: St. Louis Team Qb   STL  16
        Defensive Points =    0     RB: Biakabutuka,Tim     CAR   3
       Total Points For =     0     RB: Davis,Stephen       WAS  21
                                    WR: Johnson,Keyshawn    TB    6
                                    WR: Taylor,Travis       BAL   0
                                    TE: Dudley,Rickey       OAK   0
                                    K : Jacksonville Kicker JAX   7
                                    Off Oakland Offense     OAK   3
                                    DL: Kennedy,Cortez      SEA   3
                                    DL: McCrary,Michael     BAL   5
                                    LB: Armstead,Jessie     NYG   7
                                    LB: Tubbs,Winfred       SF    8
                                    DB: Harrison,Rodney     SD   10
                                    DB: Milloy,Lawyer       NE   16
                                    -------------------------------
                                            Offensive Points =   56
                                            Defensive Points =   49
                                           Total Points For =    56