New Owner For ZEN

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July 26, 2002 -

John Garner, the new owner of ZEN, announced today that the team would be changing it's name to Rednecks. There logo will be: . In announcing the changes John stated "By the way, if anyone is offended (I am not the most PC per around), let me know, and I will [give them an introduction to Betty, my shotgun]." ^*

(July 25, 2002) -

We have finally found a replacement for ZEN. John Garner will take over control of the team, effective immediatly. He has been playing fantasy football for at least a couple years. He has a team in FLOF and I think he won a championship in an ESPN league (I don't know I might be making up some bullshit here). Well, he can't possibly do worse than the disgraceful displays of incompetence that Warren put on through out the years ;) When informed he would be receiving the team John made the following statement "I looked over Zen (your right, not in the best of shape), and I like a challenge. Of course...first thing I will HAVE to do is change the name to something a little better..." Anyways, we are glad to have John as a new owner and wish him luck (except when he's playing the Werewolves, of course).

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