Playoff Scenarios

Sacks on the Beach - Can win division with win over Norsemen, Werewolves loss or tie to Whiskey Tango and win vs Werewolves next week OR tie vs Norsemen, Werewolves lose to Whiskey Tango and beat Werewolves next week.
Werewolves - Will win division if they win one of the remaining games OR Sacks loss one of their remaining games OR they both tie one.

The scenarios here can get pretty complex. So this is a gross simplification that ignores possible ties altogether.

If no team wins both games, then any team that wins one fits under the following:

Whiskey Tango - Clinch only if both MeggaMen and Crusaders lose both
Crusaders - Clinch if MeggaMen loss comes to Whiskey Tango or thier win is against Gallic Warriors and outscore MeggaMen by at least 42.
MeggaMen - Clinch if they beat Whiskey Tango or Crusaders lose to Gallic Warriors.

Crusaders - Can not make the playoffs as a wild card team
Lindbergh Baby Casserole - Will win wild card with ANY of the following:
- Win both remaining games OR
- Tie Bitch Better Have My Money, Norsemen lose or tie Sacks on the Beach and they beat the Norsemen OR
- Norsemen lose to Sacks on the Beach and they beat the Norsemen OR
- Win vs Bitch Better Have My Money, Norsemen lose to Sacks on the Beach and they tie the Norsemen
Norsemen - Will win wild card with ANY of the following:
- Win or Tie in both remaining games OR
- Win vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole OR
- Win vs Sacks on the Beach and LBC lose or tie to Bitch Better Have My Money OR
- Tie Lindbergh Baby Casserole and LBC lose to Bitch Better Have My Money OR
- Tie vs Sacks on the Beach and LBC lose to Bitch Better Have My Money and either MeggaMen win both or Crusaders lose or tie one OR
- Tie Lindbergh Baby Casserole and LBC tie Bitches and either MeggaMen win both or Crusaders lose or tie one
MeggaMen - Can not win wild card without also winning the division
Sacks on the Beach - Have clinched at least a wild card, could still win the division
Werewolves - Have clinched at least a wild card, could still win the division
Whiskey Tango - Win in both games and ONE of the following:
- Norsemen lose to SOB, LBC tie Bitches and Norsemen-LBC game is a tie
- Norsemen tie SOB, LBC lose to Bitches and LBC beat the Norsemen

Gallic Warriors - can still go to Toliet Bowl if they lose and Go Ball Deep don't lose this week and Go Ball Deep beat them next week OR tie this week, Go Balls Deep lose this week and Go Balls Deep beat them next week
Go Balls Deep - will go to Toliet Bowl if they lose either remaining game OR Gallic Warriors win either remaining game OR they both tie once