Draft Results
Aug 31, 2009
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Marques Colston | WR | NO |
| 1 | 2 | MeggaMen | Tony Romo | QB | DAL |
| 1 | 3 | Werewolves | Ray Rice | RB | BAL |
| 1 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Larry Johnson | RB | KC |
| 1 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Beanie Wells | RB | ARI |
| 1 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Tony Gonzalez | TE | ATL |
| 1 | 7 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Darren McFadden | RB | OAK |
| 1 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Vincent Jackson | WR | SD |
| 1 | 9 | Crusaders | Knowshon Moreno | RB | DEN |
| 1 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Jerricho Cotchery | WR | NYJ |
| 2 | 1 | Norsemen | Marshawn Lynch | RB | BUF |
| 2 | 2 | MeggaMen | Thomas Jones | RB | NYJ |
| 2 | 3 | Sacks on the Beach | Osi Umenyiora | DL | NYG |
| 2 | 4 | MeggaMen | Jon Beason | LB | CAR |
| 2 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Braylon Edwards | WR | CLE |
| 2 | 6 | Sacks on the Beach | Barrett Ruud | LB | TB |
| 2 | 7 | Norsemen | Jerod Mayo | HC | NE |
| 2 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Chad Johnson | WR | CIN |
| 2 | 9 | Crusaders | Chris Cooley | TE | WAS |
| 2 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Lance Briggs | LB | CHI |
| 3 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Terrell Owens | WR | BUF |
| 3 | 2 | MeggaMen | Adrian Wilson | DB | ARI |
| 3 | 3 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | DeMeco Ryans | HC | HOU |
| 3 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Reggie Bush | RB | NO |
| 3 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Gibril Wilson | DB | MIA |
| 3 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Donald Driver | WR | GB |
| 3 | 7 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | D'Qwell Jackson | LB | CLE |
| 3 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Yeremiah Bell | DB | MIA |
| 3 | 9 | Crusaders | Thomas Davis | LB | CAR |
| 3 | 10 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE |
| 4 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Matt Schaub | QB | HOU |
| 4 | 2 | MeggaMen | Trent Cole | LB | PHI |
| 4 | 3 | Norsemen | Derrick Ward | RB | TB |
| 4 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Brandon Marshall | WR | DEN |
| 4 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Eric Barton | LB | CLE |
| 4 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Kevin Walter | WR | HOU |
| 4 | 7 | Crusaders | DeSean Jackson | WR | PHI |
| 4 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Leon Washington | RB | NYJ |
| 4 | 9 | Fighting Squirrels | Jonathan Vilma | LB | NO |
| 4 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Cedric Griffin | DB | MIN |
| 5 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | E.J. Henderson | LB | MIN |
| 5 | 2 | MeggaMen | Glen Coffee | RB | SF |
| 5 | 3 | Werewolves | Domenik Hixon | WR | NYG |
| 5 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Anthony Gonzalez | WR | IND |
| 5 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Bryant Johnson | WR | DET |
| 5 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Bernard Berrian | WR | MIN |
| 5 | 7 | Norsemen | Devin Hester | WR | CHI |
| 5 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Visanthe Shiancoe | TE | MIN |
| 5 | 9 | Crusaders | Felix Jones | RB | DAL |
| 5 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Jay Cutler | QB | CHI |
| 6 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Cedric Benson | RB | CIN |
| 6 | 2 | MeggaMen | Robert Mathis | LB | IND |
| 6 | 3 | Werewolves | Donnie Avery | WR | STL |
| 6 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Zach Miller | TE | OAK |
| 6 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Paul Posluszny | LB | BUF |
| 6 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Anthony Fasano | TE | MIA |
| 6 | 7 | Norsemen | Brian Orakpo | LB | WAS |
| 6 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Haloti Ngata | DL | BAL |
| 6 | 9 | Crusaders | Aaron Kampman | DL | GB |
| 6 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Jamal Lewis | RB | CLE |
| 7 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Patrick Kerney | DL | SEA |
| 7 | 2 | MeggaMen | Eddie Royal | WR | DEN |
| 7 | 3 | Werewolves | Brian Urlacher | LB | CHI |
| 7 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Gary Brackett | LB | IND |
| 7 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Laveranues Coles | WR | CIN |
| 7 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Michael Griffin | DB | TEN |
| 7 | 7 | Norsemen | Kevin Payne | DB | CHI |
| 7 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Carson Palmer | QB | CIN |
| 7 | 9 | Crusaders | Kellen Winslow | TE | TB |
| 7 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Chris Horton | DB | WAS |
| 8 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Brandon Meriweather | DB | NE |
| 8 | 2 | MeggaMen | James Laurinaitis | LB | STL |
| 8 | 3 | Werewolves | Troy Polamalu | DB | PIT |
| 8 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Chris Gamble | DB | CAR |
| 8 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Gaines Adams | DL | TB |
| 8 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Shaun Rogers | DL | CLE |
| 8 | 7 | Norsemen | Nick Barnett | LB | GB |
| 8 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Bob Sanders | DB | IND |
| 8 | 9 | Crusaders | Roman Harper | DB | NO |
| 8 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Donald Brown | RB | IND |
| 9 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Santana Moss | WR | WAS |
| 9 | 2 | MeggaMen | LeSean McCoy | RB | PHI |
| 9 | 3 | Werewolves | Charles Tillman | DB | CHI |
| 9 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Nate Kaeding | K | SD |
| 9 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Chris Hope | DB | TEN |
| 9 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 9 | 7 | Norsemen | Chris Long | DL | STL |
| 9 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | Aaron Schobel | LB | BUF |
| 9 | 9 | Crusaders | Antonio Bryant | WR | TB |
| 9 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Lofa Tatupu | LB | SEA |
| 10 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Chad Pennington | QB | MIA |
| 10 | 2 | MeggaMen | Kyle Vanden Bosch | DL | TEN |
| 10 | 3 | Werewolves | Adalius Thomas | LB | NE |
| 10 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Dallas Cowboys | OL | DAL |
| 10 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | James Davis | RB | CLE |
| 10 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Shawne Merriman | DL | SD |
| 10 | 7 | Norsemen | Michael Crabtree | WR | SF |
| 10 | 8 | Lindbergh Baby Casserole | LaMarr Woodley | LB | PIT |
| 10 | 9 | Crusaders | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | NYG |
| 10 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Darryl Tapp | DL | SEA |
| 11 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Ryan Longwell | K | MIN |
| 11 | 2 | MeggaMen | Michael Lewis | DB | SF |
| 11 | 3 | Werewolves | Darren Sproles | RB | SD |
| 11 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Matt Cassel | QB | KC |
| 11 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Matt Hasselbeck | QB | SEA |
| 11 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Jason Elam | K | ATL |
| 11 | 7 | Norsemen | Jerome Harrison | RB | CLE |
| 11 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | Denver Broncos | OL | DEN |
| 11 | 9 | Crusaders | Lee Evans | WR | BUF |
| 11 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Lawrence Tynes | K | NYG |
| 12 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Los Angeles Chargers | OL | SD |
| 12 | 2 | MeggaMen | Dustin Keller | TE | NYJ |
| 12 | 3 | Werewolves | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL |
| 12 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Julius Jones | RB | SEA |
| 12 | 5 | Whiskey Tango | Chase Coffman | TE | CIN |
| 12 | 6 | Gallic Warriors | Kevin Williams | DL | MIN |
| 12 | 7 | Norsemen | Kerry Rhodes | DB | NYJ |
| 12 | 8 | Whiskey Tango | Devin Thomas | WR | WAS |
| 12 | 9 | Crusaders | Kyle Orton | QB | DEN |
| 12 | 10 | MeggaMen | David Garrard | QB | JAC |