Draft Results
Aug 21, 2011
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Steven Jackson | RB | STL |
| 1 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Peyton Hillis | RB | CLE |
| 1 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Cliff Avril | DL | DET |
| 1 | 4 | Type Os | Mike Williams | WR | TB |
| 1 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Marshawn Lynch | RB | SEA |
| 1 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Jerod Mayo | HC | NE |
| 1 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 1 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Stephen Tulloch | LB | DET |
| 1 | 9 | Crusaders | Daniel Thomas | RB | MIA |
| 1 | 10 | Werewolves | Reggie Wayne | WR | IND |
| 1 | 11 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| 1 | 12 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Wes Welker | WR | NE |
| 2 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Clay Matthews | LB | GB |
| 2 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Cedric Benson | RB | CIN |
| 2 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | DeMeco Ryans | HC | HOU |
| 2 | 4 | Werewolves | Danny Amendola | WR | STL |
| 2 | 5 | MeggaMen | Beanie Wells | RB | ARI |
| 2 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Julio Jones | WR | ATL |
| 2 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Kenny Britt | WR | TEN |
| 2 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | A.J. Green | WR | CIN |
| 2 | 9 | Crusaders | Santonio Holmes | WR | NYJ |
| 2 | 10 | Werewolves | Elvis Dumervil | LB | DEN |
| 2 | 11 | MeggaMen | Mario Manningham | WR | NYG |
| 2 | 12 | Norsemen | Austin Collie | WR | IND |
| 3 | 1 | Fighting Squirrels | Charles Johnson | DL | CAR |
| 3 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Edward Reed | DB | BAL |
| 3 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Jeremy Maclin | WR | PHI |
| 3 | 4 | Type Os | Troy Polamalu | DB | PIT |
| 3 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Lee Evans | WR | BAL |
| 3 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Tim Hightower | RB | WAS |
| 3 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Austin Pettis | WR | STL |
| 3 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | James Laurinaitis | LB | STL |
| 3 | 9 | Crusaders | Rob Gronkowski | TE | NE |
| 3 | 10 | Werewolves | Brian Urlacher | LB | CHI |
| 3 | 11 | Gallic Warriors | Anquan Boldin | WR | BAL |
| 3 | 12 | Norsemen | Derrick Johnson | LB | KC |
| 4 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | C.J. Spiller | RB | BUF |
| 4 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | James Anderson | LB | CAR |
| 4 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Nnamdi Asomugha | DB | PHI |
| 4 | 4 | Type Os | Robert Mathis | LB | IND |
| 4 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Karlos Dansby | LB | MIA |
| 4 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Tyvon Branch | DB | OAK |
| 4 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Joseph Addai | RB | IND |
| 4 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Owen Daniels | TE | HOU |
| 4 | 9 | Crusaders | Fred Jackson | RB | BUF |
| 4 | 10 | Werewolves | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL |
| 4 | 11 | MeggaMen | Roman Harper | DB | NO |
| 4 | 12 | Norsemen | Ryan Williams | RB | ARI |
| 5 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jacoby Ford | WR | OAK |
| 5 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Kerry Rhodes | DB | ARI |
| 5 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | DET |
| 5 | 4 | Type Os | Marcedes Lewis | TE | JAC |
| 5 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Demarcus Ware | LB | DAL |
| 5 | 6 | MeggaMen | Bernard Pollard | DB | BAL |
| 5 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | London Fletcher | LB | WAS |
| 5 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Terrell Thomas | DB | NYG |
| 5 | 9 | Crusaders | Chris Clemons | DL | SEA |
| 5 | 10 | Werewolves | Brandon Jacobs | RB | NYG |
| 5 | 11 | MeggaMen | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET |
| 5 | 12 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jimmy Graham | TE | NO |
| 6 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Josh Freeman | QB | TB |
| 6 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Kevin Burnett | LB | MIA |
| 6 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Barrett Ruud | LB | TEN |
| 6 | 4 | Type Os | Mike Thomas | WR | JAC |
| 6 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Mark Sanchez | QB | NYJ |
| 6 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Mario Williams | DL | HOU |
| 6 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | James Farrior | LB | PIT |
| 6 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Mike Tolbert | RB | SD |
| 6 | 9 | Crusaders | Jonathan Vilma | LB | NO |
| 6 | 10 | Werewolves | Deangelo Hall | DB | WAS |
| 6 | 11 | MeggaMen | Rolando McClain | LB | OAK |
| 6 | 12 | Norsemen | Greg Little | WR | CLE |
| 7 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Devin McCourty | DB | NE |
| 7 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Matt Cassel | QB | KC |
| 7 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Kyle Orton | QB | DEN |
| 7 | 4 | Type Os | Donovan McNabb | QB | MIN |
| 7 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Haloti Ngata | DL | BAL |
| 7 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Donte Whitner | DB | SF |
| 7 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Delone Carter | RB | IND |
| 7 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Mikel Leshoure | RB | DET |
| 7 | 9 | Crusaders | Jay Cutler | QB | CHI |
| 7 | 10 | Werewolves | Aaron Hernandez | NE | |
| 7 | 11 | MeggaMen | Jared Cook | TE | TEN |
| 7 | 12 | Norsemen | Kellen Winslow | TE | TB |
| 8 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Rey Maualuga | LB | CIN |
| 8 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | James Hall | DL | STL |
| 8 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Earl Thomas | DB | SEA |
| 8 | 4 | Type Os | John Abraham | LB | ATL |
| 8 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 8 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Mike Williams | WR | SEA |
| 8 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 8 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Darnell Dockett | DL | ARI |
| 8 | 9 | Crusaders | Kansas City Chiefs | OL | KC |
| 8 | 10 | Werewolves | Houston Texans | OL | HOU |
| 8 | 11 | MeggaMen | Calais Campbell | DL | ARI |
| 8 | 12 | Norsemen | Baltimore Ravens | OL | BAL |
| 9 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Joe Haden | DB | CLE |
| 9 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Ahtyba Rubin | DL | CLE |
| 9 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Israel Idonije | DL | CHI |
| 9 | 4 | Type Os | New England Patriots | OL | NE |
| 9 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE |
| 9 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Stephen Bowen | DL | WAS |
| 9 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Jaiquawn Jarrett | DB | PHI |
| 9 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF |
| 9 | 9 | Crusaders | Pierre Thomas | RB | NO |
| 9 | 10 | Werewolves | Michael Bush | RB | OAK |
| 9 | 11 | MeggaMen | Pierre Garcon | WR | IND |
| 9 | 12 | Norsemen | New York Jets | OL | NYJ |
| 10 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Matt Shaughnessy | DL | OAK |
| 10 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Kyle Williams | DL | BUF |
| 10 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Carlos Dunlap | DL | CIN |
| 10 | 4 | Type Os | Brett Keisel | DL | PIT |
| 10 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Aaron Kampman | DL | JAC |
| 10 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Ray Edwards | DL | ATL |
| 10 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Michael Johnson | DL | CIN |
| 10 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Steve Smith | WR | CAR |
| 10 | 9 | Crusaders | Lance Moore | WR | NO |
| 10 | 10 | Werewolves | Alex Henery | K | PHI |
| 10 | 11 | MeggaMen | DeMarco Murray | RB | DAL |
| 10 | 12 | Norsemen | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR |
| 11 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Braylon Edwards | WR | SF |
| 11 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Los Angeles Chargers | OL | SD |
| 11 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Reggie Bush | RB | MIA |
| 11 | 4 | Type Os | Lance Kendricks | TE | LA |
| 11 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Demorrio Williams | LB | KC |
| 11 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Willis McGahee | RB | DEN |
| 11 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Javon Ringer | RB | TEN |
| 11 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Lance Briggs | LB | CHI |
| 11 | 9 | Crusaders | Michael Crabtree | WR | SF |
| 11 | 10 | Werewolves | Danny Woodhead | RB | NE |
| 11 | 11 | MeggaMen | Rashad Jennings | RB | JAC |
| 11 | 12 | Norsemen | Jamar Chaney | LB | PHI |
| 12 | 1 | Pretend I'm Not Here | LaDainian Tomlinson | RB | NYJ |
| 12 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Mike Sims-Walker | WR | STL |
| 12 | 3 | Mansfield Onanists | Miami Dolphins | OL | MIA |
| 12 | 4 | Type Os | Adam Vinatieri | K | IND |
| 12 | 5 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Ryan Clark | DB | PIT |
| 12 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | OL | TB |
| 12 | 7 | Whiskey Tango | Blaine Gabbert | QB | JAC |
| 12 | 8 | Sacks on the Beach | Josh Brown | K | STL |
| 12 | 9 | Crusaders | Adrian Wilson | DB | ARI |
| 12 | 10 | Werewolves | Will Smith | DL | NO |
| 12 | 11 | MeggaMen | Matt Bryant | K | ATL |
| 12 | 12 | Norsemen | David Harris | LB | NYJ |