Draft Results
Aug 25, 2013
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Peyton Manning | QB | DEN |
| 1 | 2 | MeggaMen | Reggie Bush | RB | DET |
| 1 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 1 | 4 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Darren Sproles | RB | NO |
| 1 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Vincent Jackson | WR | TB |
| 1 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Darren McFadden | RB | OAK |
| 1 | 7 | Woodland Rangers | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND |
| 1 | 8 | Crusaders | Roddy White | WR | ATL |
| 1 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | JAC |
| 1 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Victor Cruz | WR | NYG |
| 1 | 11 | Whiskey Tango | Greg Jennings | WR | MIN |
| 1 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Cecil Shorts | WR | JAC |
| 2 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Lamar Miller | RB | MIA |
| 2 | 2 | MeggaMen | Reggie Wayne | WR | IND |
| 2 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Eddie Lacy | RB | GB |
| 2 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Eli Manning | QB | NYG |
| 2 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Eric Decker | WR | DEN |
| 2 | 6 | Woodland Rangers | Chris Ivory | RB | NYJ |
| 2 | 7 | Norsemen | Tavon Austin | WR | LA |
| 2 | 8 | Crusaders | Rashard Mendenhall | RB | ARI |
| 2 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | J.J. Watt | DL | HOU |
| 2 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Giovani Bernard | RB | CIN |
| 2 | 11 | Werewolves | Josh Freeman | QB | TB |
| 2 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Jason Pierre-Paul | DL | NYG |
| 3 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | James Laurinaitis | LB | STL |
| 3 | 2 | MeggaMen | Vernon Davis | TE | SF |
| 3 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN |
| 3 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jared Allen | DL | MIN |
| 3 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Cameron Wake | LB | MIA |
| 3 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | D'Qwell Jackson | LB | CLE |
| 3 | 7 | Norsemen | Montee Ball | RB | DEN |
| 3 | 8 | Crusaders | London Fletcher | LB | WAS |
| 3 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Paul Posluszny | LB | JAC |
| 3 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Lance Briggs | LB | CHI |
| 3 | 11 | Werewolves | Derrick Johnson | LB | KC |
| 3 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Chad Greenway | LB | MIN |
| 4 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Jerod Mayo | HC | NE |
| 4 | 2 | MeggaMen | Bobby Wagner | LB | SEA |
| 4 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Charles Johnson | DL | CAR |
| 4 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Patrick Willis | LB | SF |
| 4 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Demarcus Ware | LB | DAL |
| 4 | 6 | Fighting Squirrels | Sean Lee | LB | DAL |
| 4 | 7 | Norsemen | Sean Weatherspoon | LB | ATL |
| 4 | 8 | Crusaders | Ryan Mathews | RB | SD |
| 4 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Daryl Richardson | RB | STL |
| 4 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Jared Cook | TE | STL |
| 4 | 11 | Werewolves | Pierre Garcon | WR | WAS |
| 4 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Morgan Burnett | DB | GB |
| 5 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Anthony Spencer | LB | DAL |
| 5 | 2 | MeggaMen | Chandler Jones | DL | NE |
| 5 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Eric Berry | DB | KC |
| 5 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Mario Williams | DL | BUF |
| 5 | 5 | Werewolves | Greg Olsen | TE | CAR |
| 5 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Jermichael Finley | TE | GB |
| 5 | 7 | Norsemen | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 5 | 8 | Crusaders | Stevie Johnson | WR | BUF |
| 5 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Mark Barron | LB | TB |
| 5 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Vincent Brown | WR | SD |
| 5 | 11 | Werewolves | Jordy Nelson | WR | GB |
| 5 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Brandon Pettigrew | TE | DET |
| 6 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Richard Sherman | DB | SEA |
| 6 | 2 | MeggaMen | DeSean Jackson | WR | PHI |
| 6 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Golden Tate | WR | SEA |
| 6 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jordan Cameron | TE | CLE |
| 6 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Chris Clemons | DL | SEA |
| 6 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Terrell Suggs | LB | BAL |
| 6 | 7 | Norsemen | Lawrence Timmons | LB | PIT |
| 6 | 8 | Crusaders | Jo-Lonn Dunbar | LB | STL |
| 6 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Curtis Lofton | LB | NO |
| 6 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Greg Hardy | DL | CAR |
| 6 | 11 | Werewolves | Phil Dawson | K | SF |
| 6 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Lamarr Houston | LB | OAK |
| 7 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | IND |
| 7 | 2 | MeggaMen | Tyvon Branch | DB | OAK |
| 7 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Julius Peppers | DL | CHI |
| 7 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Hakeem Nicks | WR | NYG |
| 7 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Desmond Bishop | LB | MIN |
| 7 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Matt Bryant | K | ATL |
| 7 | 7 | Norsemen | William Moore | DB | ATL |
| 7 | 8 | Crusaders | Martellus Bennett | TE | CHI |
| 7 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Lance Moore | WR | NO |
| 7 | 10 | Norsemen | Cameron Jordan | DL | NO |
| 7 | 11 | Werewolves | DeAngelo Williams | RB | CAR |
| 7 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Mike Williams | WR | TB |
| 8 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Shane Vereen | RB | NE |
| 8 | 2 | MeggaMen | Kam Chancellor | DB | SEA |
| 8 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Carlos Dunlap | DL | CIN |
| 8 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Bernard Pollard | DB | TEN |
| 8 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | LaRon Landry | DB | IND |
| 8 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | BenJarvus Green-Ellis | RB | CIN |
| 8 | 7 | Norsemen | Denarius Moore | WR | OAK |
| 8 | 8 | Crusaders | Vick Ballard | RB | IND |
| 8 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Owen Daniels | TE | HOU |
| 8 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Janoris Jenkins | DB | STL |
| 8 | 11 | Werewolves | James Jones | WR | GB |
| 8 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Devin McCourty | DB | NE |
| 9 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Stephen Gostkowski | K | NE |
| 9 | 2 | MeggaMen | Fred Davis | TE | WAS |
| 9 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Johnathan Cyprien | DB | JAC |
| 9 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Brian Cushing | LB | HOU |
| 9 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Brandon Myers | TE | NYG |
| 9 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Osi Umenyiora | DL | ATL |
| 9 | 7 | Norsemen | Chris Long | DL | STL |
| 9 | 8 | Crusaders | Matt Prater | K | DEN |
| 9 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Brian Robison | DL | MIN |
| 9 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Nick Fairley | DL | DET |
| 9 | 11 | Werewolves | Russell Allen | LB | JAC |
| 9 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Chris Johnson | DB | |
| 10 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | New England Patriots | OL | NE |
| 10 | 2 | MeggaMen | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 10 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Daryl Washington | LB | ARI |
| 10 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Charles Woodson | DB | OAK |
| 10 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Antonio Gates | TE | SD |
| 10 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Cliff Avril | DL | SEA |
| 10 | 7 | Woodland Rangers | Green Bay Packers | OL | GB |
| 10 | 8 | Crusaders | Jairus Byrd | DB | BUF |
| 10 | 9 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Matt Elam | DB | BAL |
| 10 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Ronnie Hillman | RB | DEN |
| 10 | 11 | Werewolves | Matt Schaub | QB | HOU |
| 10 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Bernard Pierce | RB | BAL |
| 11 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Lardarius Webb | DB | BAL |
| 11 | 2 | MeggaMen | Blair Walsh | K | MIN |
| 11 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Vontaze Burfict | LB | CIN |
| 11 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Danny Woodhead | RB | SD |
| 11 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| 11 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Justin Blackmon | WR | JAC |
| 11 | 7 | Norsemen | Steven Hauschka | K | SEA |
| 11 | 8 | Crusaders | Jason Babin | LB | JAC |
| 11 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Andre Brown | RB | NYG |
| 11 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Alec Ogletree | LB | LA |
| 11 | 11 | Werewolves | Deangelo Hall | DB | WAS |
| 11 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Josh Gordon | WR | CLE |
| 12 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Greg Zuerlein | K | LA |
| 12 | 2 | MeggaMen | Dion Jordan | DL | MIA |
| 12 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Jermaine Gresham | TE | CIN |
| 12 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Jay Cutler | QB | CHI |
| 12 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Miles Austin | WR | DAL |
| 12 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Le'Veon Bell | RB | PIT |
| 12 | 7 | Norsemen | Kenny Britt | WR | TEN |
| 12 | 8 | Crusaders | Sam Bradford | QB | STL |
| 12 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Carson Palmer | QB | ARI |
| 12 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Christine Michael | RB | SEA |
| 12 | 11 | Werewolves | Wesley Woodyard | LB | DEN |
| 12 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Stephen Tulloch | LB | DET |
| 13 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Aldon Smith | DL | SF |
| 13 | 2 | MeggaMen | Michael Vick | QB | PHI |
| 13 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Baltimore Ravens | OL | BAL |
| 13 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Garrett Hartley | K | NO |
| 13 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 13 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Ryan Kerrigan | DL | WAS |
| 13 | 7 | Norsemen | Donald Butler | LB | SD |
| 13 | 8 | Crusaders | Chris Givens | WR | STL |
| 13 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Reggie Nelson | DB | CIN |
| 13 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL |
| 13 | 11 | Werewolves | Muhammad Wilkerson | DL | NYJ |
| 13 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Bryce Brown | RB | PHI |
| 14 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Rob Ninkovich | DL | NE |
| 14 | 2 | MeggaMen | Ben Tate | RB | HOU |
| 14 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Reshad Jones | DB | MIA |
| 14 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | New Orleans Saints | OL | NO |
| 14 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Paul Kruger | DL | CLE |
| 14 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Antoine Bethea | DB | IND |
| 14 | 7 | Norsemen | Joseph Randle | RB | DAL |
| 14 | 8 | Crusaders | Antrel Rolle | DB | NYG |
| 14 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Randy Bullock | K | HOU |
| 14 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Connor Barth | K | TB |
| 14 | 11 | Werewolves | Michael Huff | DB | BAL |
| 14 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Shonn Greene | RB | TEN |
| 15 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Anquan Boldin | WR | SF |
| 15 | 2 | MeggaMen | Dannell Ellerbe | LB | MIA |
| 15 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Kenbrell Thompkins | WR | NE |
| 15 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Pierre Thomas | RB | NO |
| 15 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Robert Quinn | DL | LA |
| 15 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Ryan Tannehill | QB | MIA |
| 15 | 7 | Norsemen | Kevin Minter | LB | ARI |
| 15 | 8 | Crusaders | Fred Jackson | RB | BUF |
| 15 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Zach Brown | LB | TEN |
| 15 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Ezekiel Ansah | DL | DET |
| 15 | 11 | Werewolves | Robert Housler | TE | ARI |
| 15 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Zach Sudfeld | TE | NE |
| 16 | 1 | Gallic Warriors | Justin Smith | DL | SF |
| 16 | 2 | MeggaMen | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | HOU |
| 16 | 3 | Fighting Squirrels | Kai Forbath | K | WAS |
| 16 | 4 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | PIT |
| 16 | 5 | Woodland Rangers | Stevie Brown | DB | NYG |
| 16 | 6 | Ravaging Camel Clutch | Jason McCourty | DB | TEN |
| 16 | 7 | Norsemen | Christian Ponder | QB | MIN |
| 16 | 8 | Crusaders | Mason Foster | LB | TB |
| 16 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Alshon Jeffery | WR | CHI |
| 16 | 10 | Mansfield Onanists | Arthur Brown | LB | BAL |
| 16 | 11 | Werewolves | Isaac Redman | RB | PIT |
| 16 | 12 | Whiskey Tango | Mohamed Sanu | WR | CIN |