Draft Results
Aug 28, 2016
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL |
| 1 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Jamaal Charles | RB | KC |
| 1 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Eddie Lacy | RB | GB |
| 1 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| 1 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Alshon Jeffery | WR | CHI |
| 1 | 6 | Amish Electricians | LeSean McCoy | RB | BUF |
| 1 | 7 | Norsemen | Coby Fleener | TE | NO |
| 1 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Julian Edelman | WR | NE |
| 1 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Matt Jones | RB | WAS |
| 1 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Latavius Murray | RB | OAK |
| 1 | 11 | Crusaders | Carlos Hyde | RB | SF |
| 1 | 12 | MeggaMen | Drew Brees | QB | NO |
| 2 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Eli Manning | QB | NYG |
| 2 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jeremy Hill | RB | CIN |
| 2 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Golden Tate | WR | DET |
| 2 | 4 | MeggaMen | C.J. Anderson | RB | DEN |
| 2 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 2 | 6 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Justin Forsett | RB | BAL |
| 2 | 7 | Norsemen | Jeremy Maclin | WR | KC |
| 2 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Jonathan Stewart | RB | CAR |
| 2 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Thomas Rawls | RB | SEA |
| 2 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Danny Woodhead | RB | SD |
| 2 | 11 | Crusaders | Donte Moncrief | WR | IND |
| 2 | 12 | MeggaMen | Tyler Eifert | TE | CIN |
| 3 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Eric Decker | WR | NYJ |
| 3 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Doug Baldwin | WR | SEA |
| 3 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI |
| 3 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Jameis Winston | QB | TB |
| 3 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Kelvin Benjamin | TE | CAR |
| 3 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | DEN |
| 3 | 7 | Norsemen | Jamie Collins | LB | NE |
| 3 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Michael Floyd | WR | ARI |
| 3 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Alec Ogletree | LB | LA |
| 3 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | DeAndre Levy | LB | DET |
| 3 | 11 | Crusaders | Matt Forte | RB | NYJ |
| 3 | 12 | MeggaMen | Telvin Smith | LB | JAC |
| 4 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Julius Thomas | TE | JAC |
| 4 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Giovani Bernard | RB | CIN |
| 4 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Duke Johnson | RB | CLE |
| 4 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN |
| 4 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Derrick Johnson | LB | KC |
| 4 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Malcolm Smith | LB | OAK |
| 4 | 7 | Norsemen | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 4 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Antonio Gates | TE | SD |
| 4 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Sean Lee | LB | DAL |
| 4 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | T.J. Yeldon | RB | JAC |
| 4 | 11 | Crusaders | Karlos Dansby | LB | CIN |
| 4 | 12 | MeggaMen | Corey Graham | DB | BUF |
| 5 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Jordan Matthews | TE | PHI |
| 5 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Dwayne Allen | TE | IND |
| 5 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | DeVante Parker | WR | MIA |
| 5 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | LeGarrette Blount | RB | NE |
| 5 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Eric Berry | DB | KC |
| 5 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET |
| 5 | 7 | Norsemen | Ryan Mathews | RB | PHI |
| 5 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Arian Foster | RB | MIA |
| 5 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Pierre Garcon | WR | WAS |
| 5 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | DeAngelo Williams | RB | PIT |
| 5 | 11 | Crusaders | John Brown | WR | ARI |
| 5 | 12 | MeggaMen | Marvin Jones | WR | DET |
| 6 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Melvin Gordon | RB | SD |
| 6 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Kenny Stills | WR | MIA |
| 6 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Tyrod Taylor | QB | BUF |
| 6 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI |
| 6 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Clayton Geathers | DB | IND |
| 6 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Allen Hurns | WR | JAC |
| 6 | 7 | Norsemen | Calais Campbell | DL | ARI |
| 6 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Ryan Shazier | LB | PIT |
| 6 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL |
| 6 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| 6 | 11 | Crusaders | Muhammad Wilkerson | DL | NYJ |
| 6 | 12 | MeggaMen | Fletcher Cox | DL | PHI |
| 7 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Landon Collins | LB | NYG |
| 7 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Charles Sims | RB | TB |
| 7 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Leonard Williams | DL | NYJ |
| 7 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Martellus Bennett | TE | NE |
| 7 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Josh Brown | K | NYG |
| 7 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Eric Kendricks | LB | MIN |
| 7 | 7 | Norsemen | Jay Ajayi | RB | MIA |
| 7 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Kenny Vaccaro | DB | NO |
| 7 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Earl Thomas | DB | SEA |
| 7 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 7 | 11 | Crusaders | Rashad Jennings | RB | NYG |
| 7 | 12 | MeggaMen | Josh Gordon | WR | CLE |
| 8 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | DeSean Jackson | WR | WAS |
| 8 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Mario Edwards | DL | OAK |
| 8 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Johnathan Cyprien | DB | JAC |
| 8 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Corey Coleman | WR | CLE |
| 8 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Chandler Catanzaro | K | ARI |
| 8 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Karl Joseph | DB | OAK |
| 8 | 7 | Norsemen | Kiko Alonso | LB | MIA |
| 8 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Olivier Vernon | DL | NYG |
| 8 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Mark Barron | LB | LA |
| 8 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Connor Barwin | LB | PHI |
| 8 | 11 | Crusaders | Eric Weddle | DB | BAL |
| 8 | 12 | MeggaMen | Jared Cook | TE | GB |
| 9 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Geno Atkins | DL | CIN |
| 9 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Thomas Davis | LB | CAR |
| 9 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Lawrence Timmons | LB | PIT |
| 9 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Rob Ninkovich | DL | NE |
| 9 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | OL | TB |
| 9 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Michael Crabtree | WR | OAK |
| 9 | 7 | Norsemen | Kwon Alexander | LB | TB |
| 9 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Barry Church | DB | DAL |
| 9 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Cliff Avril | DL | SEA |
| 9 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Kirk Cousins | QB | WAS |
| 9 | 11 | Crusaders | Cameron Jordan | DL | NO |
| 9 | 12 | MeggaMen | Ameer Abdullah | RB | DET |
| 10 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Chris Ivory | RB | JAC |
| 10 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Chandler Jones | DL | ARI |
| 10 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Green Bay Packers | OL | GB |
| 10 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Carolina Panthers | OL | CAR |
| 10 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Los Angeles Rams | OL | LA |
| 10 | 6 | Amish Electricians | James White | RB | NE |
| 10 | 7 | Norsemen | Devontae Booker | RB | DEN |
| 10 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | NYJ |
| 10 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Gerald McCoy | DL | TB |
| 10 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Sterling Shepard | WR | NYG |
| 10 | 11 | Crusaders | Torrey Smith | WR | SF |
| 10 | 12 | MeggaMen | Joe Flacco | QB | BAL |
| 11 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Dallas Cowboys | OL | DAL |
| 11 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Mychal Kendricks | LB | PHI |
| 11 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Clive Walford | TE | OAK |
| 11 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Marcus Peters | DB | KC |
| 11 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Richard Rodgers | TE | GB |
| 11 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Jason Pierre-Paul | DL | NYG |
| 11 | 7 | Norsemen | Kevin White | WR | CHI |
| 11 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | K.J. Wright | LB | SEA |
| 11 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Haloti Ngata | DL | DET |
| 11 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Trumaine Johnson | DB | LA |
| 11 | 11 | Crusaders | Arizona Cardinals | OL | ARI |
| 11 | 12 | MeggaMen | Sheldon Richardson | DL | NYJ |
| 12 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Dan Bailey | K | DAL |
| 12 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Kurt Coleman | DB | CAR |
| 12 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Stephon Tuitt | DL | PIT |
| 12 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Deone Bucannon | LB | ARI |
| 12 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Vincent Jackson | WR | TB |
| 12 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Zach Miller | TE | CHI |
| 12 | 7 | Norsemen | Charcandrick West | RB | KC |
| 12 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Jimmy Graham | TE | SEA |
| 12 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Tavon Austin | WR | LA |
| 12 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Cincinnati Bengals | OL | CIN |
| 12 | 11 | Crusaders | Ryan Tannehill | QB | MIA |
| 12 | 12 | MeggaMen | Adrian Amos | DB | CHI |
| 13 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Charles Clay | TE | BUF |
| 13 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Robert Ayers | DL | TB |
| 13 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Michael Griffin | DB | MIN |
| 13 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN |
| 13 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Alex Smith | QB | KC |
| 13 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 13 | 7 | Norsemen | Chris Hogan | WR | NE |
| 13 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Justin Tucker | K | BAL |
| 13 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Crockett Gillmore | TE | BAL |
| 13 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Denzel Perryman | LB | SD |
| 13 | 11 | Crusaders | Ladarius Green | TE | PIT |
| 13 | 12 | MeggaMen | Kony Ealy | DL | CAR |
| 14 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Willie Snead | WR | NO |
| 14 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Colin Kaepernick | QB | SF |
| 14 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Brandon McManus | K | DEN |
| 14 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Dion Lewis | RB | NE |
| 14 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Keanu Neal | DB | ATL |
| 14 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Cameron Wake | LB | MIA |
| 14 | 7 | Norsemen | Stefon Diggs | WR | MIN |
| 14 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Logan Ryan | DB | NE |
| 14 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jimmy Smith | DB | BAL |
| 14 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Blair Walsh | K | MIN |
| 14 | 11 | Crusaders | Antoine Bethea | DB | SF |
| 14 | 12 | MeggaMen | Chris Boswell | K | PIT |
| 15 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Morgan Burnett | DB | GB |
| 15 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Matt Prater | K | DET |
| 15 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Las Vegas Raiders | OL | OAK |
| 15 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Clay Matthews | LB | GB |
| 15 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Justin Houston | DL | KC |
| 15 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Robert Golden | DB | PIT |
| 15 | 7 | Norsemen | Hunter Henry | TE | SD |
| 15 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Michael Bennett | DL | SEA |
| 15 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Mike Nugent | K | CIN |
| 15 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Corey Liuget | DL | SD |
| 15 | 11 | Crusaders | Robbie Gould | K | CHI |
| 15 | 12 | MeggaMen | Houston Texans | OL | HOU |
| 16 | 1 | Woodland Rangers | Ndamukong Suh | DL | MIA |
| 16 | 2 | Whiskey Tango | Jabaal Sheard | DL | NE |
| 16 | 3 | Pretend I'm Not Here | Frank Gore | RB | IND |
| 16 | 4 | Gallic Warriors | Karlos Williams | RB | BUF |
| 16 | 5 | Mansfield Onanists | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN |
| 16 | 6 | Amish Electricians | Devin Funchess | TE | CAR |
| 16 | 7 | Norsemen | Laquon Treadwell | WR | MIN |
| 16 | 8 | Fighting Squirrels | Stephone Anthony | LB | NO |
| 16 | 9 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Baltimore Ravens | OL | BAL |
| 16 | 10 | Sacks on the Beach | Vernon Hargreaves | DB | TB |
| 16 | 11 | Crusaders | Theo Riddick | RB | DET |
| 16 | 12 | MeggaMen | DeAndre Washington | RB | OAK |