Draft Results
Aug 26, 2018
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Saquon Barkley | RB | NYG |
| 1 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Julio Jones | WR | ATL |
| 1 | 3 | Testudos Revenge | Jared Goff | QB | LAR |
| 1 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Tyreek Hill | WR | KC |
| 1 | 5 | Norsemen | Cam Newton | QB | CAR |
| 1 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Stefon Diggs | WR | MIN |
| 1 | 7 | MeggaMen | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND |
| 1 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Jacksonville Jaguars | OL | JAC |
| 1 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Amari Cooper | WR | OAK |
| 1 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Jerick McKinnon | RB | SF |
| 1 | 11 | Crusaders | Demaryius Thomas | WR | DEN |
| 1 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Alshon Jeffery | WR | PHI |
| 2 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Brandin Cooks | WR | LAR |
| 2 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Royce Freeman | RB | DEN |
| 2 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Robert Woods | WR | LAR |
| 2 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | LeSean McCoy | RB | BUF |
| 2 | 5 | Norsemen | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC |
| 2 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Alex Collins | RB | BAL |
| 2 | 7 | Richard's Lionhearts | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL |
| 2 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Rex Burkhead | RB | NE |
| 2 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Sam Darnold | QB | NYJ |
| 2 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Allen Robinson | WR | CHI |
| 2 | 11 | Crusaders | Golden Tate | WR | DET |
| 2 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Jordan Howard | RB | CHI |
| 3 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Greg Zuerlein | K | LAR |
| 3 | 2 | Sacks on the Beach | Drew Brees | QB | NO |
| 3 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Kerryon Johnson | RB | DET |
| 3 | 4 | Richard's Lionhearts | Tennessee Titans | OL | TEN |
| 3 | 5 | Norsemen | Michael Crabtree | WR | BAL |
| 3 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Josh Gordon | WR | CLE |
| 3 | 7 | MeggaMen | Kenyan Drake | RB | MIA |
| 3 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Jay Ajayi | RB | PHI |
| 3 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Philip Rivers | QB | LAC |
| 3 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Jarvis Landry | WR | CLE |
| 3 | 11 | Crusaders | Trey Burton | TE | CHI |
| 3 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Sony Michel | RB | NE |
| 4 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Mark Ingram | RB | NO |
| 4 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE |
| 4 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR |
| 4 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Chris Hogan | WR | NE |
| 4 | 5 | Norsemen | Kyle Rudolph | TE | MIN |
| 4 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Blake Martinez | LB | GB |
| 4 | 7 | MeggaMen | Deion Jones | LB | ATL |
| 4 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Dion Lewis | RB | TEN |
| 4 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Marlon Mack | RB | IND |
| 4 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Rashaad Penny | RB | SEA |
| 4 | 11 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | George Kittle | TE | SF |
| 4 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Aaron Donald | DL | LAR |
| 5 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Keanu Neal | DB | ATL |
| 5 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Justin Tucker | K | BAL |
| 5 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Josh Norman | DB | WAS |
| 5 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | David Njoku | TE | CLE |
| 5 | 5 | Norsemen | Alec Ogletree | LB | NYG |
| 5 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Cooper Kupp | WR | LAR |
| 5 | 7 | MeggaMen | Demarcus Lawrence | DL | DAL |
| 5 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Latavius Murray | RB | MIN |
| 5 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Malcolm Smith | LB | SF |
| 5 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Philadelphia Eagles | OL | PHI |
| 5 | 11 | Crusaders | Jamie Collins | LB | CLE |
| 5 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Zach Brown | LB | WAS |
| 6 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Eric Kendricks | LB | MIN |
| 6 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Chris Carson | RB | SEA |
| 6 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | DeForest Buckner | DL | SF |
| 6 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Alex Smith | QB | WAS |
| 6 | 5 | Norsemen | Calais Campbell | DL | JAC |
| 6 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Damon Harrison | DL | NYG |
| 6 | 7 | MeggaMen | Andrew Luck | QB | IND |
| 6 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Julian Edelman | WR | NE |
| 6 | 9 | Richard's Lionhearts | Cameron Brate | TE | TB |
| 6 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 6 | 11 | Crusaders | Marcus Mariota | QB | TEN |
| 6 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Sammy Watkins | WR | KC |
| 7 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Danielle Hunter | DL | MIN |
| 7 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Von Miller | DL | DEN |
| 7 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Kendall Fuller | DB | KC |
| 7 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Trey Flowers | DL | NE |
| 7 | 5 | Norsemen | Robbie Chosen | WR | NYJ |
| 7 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Marshawn Lynch | RB | OAK |
| 7 | 7 | MeggaMen | Kevin Byard | DB | TEN |
| 7 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Kenny Stills | WR | MIA |
| 7 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Jalen Mills | DB | PHI |
| 7 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Sean Lee | LB | DAL |
| 7 | 11 | Crusaders | Devin Funchess | TE | CAR |
| 7 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Budda Baker | DB | ARI |
| 8 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Mark Barron | LB | LAR |
| 8 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jamison Crowder | WR | WAS |
| 8 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Wesley Woodyard | LB | TEN |
| 8 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Morgan Burnett | DB | PIT |
| 8 | 5 | Norsemen | Tarik Cohen | RB | CHI |
| 8 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Darius Slay | DB | DET |
| 8 | 7 | MeggaMen | Roquan Smith | LB | CHI |
| 8 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | O.J. Howard | TE | TB |
| 8 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Chris Boswell | K | PIT |
| 8 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Melvin Ingram | DL | LAC |
| 8 | 11 | Crusaders | Tevin Coleman | RB | ATL |
| 8 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Jamaal Williams | RB | GB |
| 9 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Jason Pierre-Paul | DL | TB |
| 9 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | C.J. Anderson | RB | CAR |
| 9 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Teddy Bridgewater | QB | NYJ |
| 9 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Anthony Hitchens | LB | KC |
| 9 | 5 | Norsemen | Chris Thompson | RB | WAS |
| 9 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Harrison Butker | K | KC |
| 9 | 7 | MeggaMen | Carolina Panthers | OL | CAR |
| 9 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Terrell Suggs | LB | BAL |
| 9 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Eric Weddle | DB | BAL |
| 9 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Karl Joseph | DB | OAK |
| 9 | 11 | Crusaders | Marquise Goodwin | WR | SF |
| 9 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Yannick Ngakoue | DL | JAC |
| 10 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Ezekiel Ansah | DL | DET |
| 10 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Pittsburgh Steelers | OL | PIT |
| 10 | 3 | Testudos Revenge | Joe Schobert | LB | CLE |
| 10 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Atlanta Falcons | OL | ATL |
| 10 | 5 | Norsemen | Calvin Ridley | WR | ATL |
| 10 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Brandon Marshall | LB | DEN |
| 10 | 7 | MeggaMen | Peyton Barber | RB | TB |
| 10 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Demario Davis | LB | NO |
| 10 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Everson Griffen | DL | MIN |
| 10 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Corey Davis | WR | TEN |
| 10 | 11 | Crusaders | Tyrann Mathieu | DB | HOU |
| 10 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Jordy Nelson | WR | OAK |
| 11 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Ted Ginn Jr. | WR | NO |
| 11 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Tremaine Edmunds | LB | BUF |
| 11 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Brandon McManus | K | DEN |
| 11 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Brandon Graham | DL | PHI |
| 11 | 5 | Norsemen | Sean Davis | DB | PIT |
| 11 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Derek Carr | QB | OAK |
| 11 | 7 | MeggaMen | Ricky Seals-Jones | TE | ARI |
| 11 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Tre'Davious White | DB | BUF |
| 11 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Matt Prater | K | DET |
| 11 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Jamal Adams | LB | NYJ |
| 11 | 11 | Crusaders | Mason Crosby | K | GB |
| 11 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Myles Jack | LB | JAC |
| 12 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Blake Bortles | QB | JAC |
| 12 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Tony Jefferson | DB | BAL |
| 12 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jordan Hicks | LB | PHI |
| 12 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Duke Johnson | RB | CLE |
| 12 | 5 | Norsemen | Ronald Jones | RB | TB |
| 12 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Will Fuller | WR | HOU |
| 12 | 7 | MeggaMen | Jake Elliott | K | PHI |
| 12 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Glover Quin | DB | DET |
| 12 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Ryan Shazier | LB | PIT |
| 12 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Mitchell Trubisky | QB | CHI |
| 12 | 11 | Crusaders | A.J. Bouye | DB | JAC |
| 12 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Tyler Eifert | TE | CIN |
| 13 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Los Angeles Rams | OL | LAR |
| 13 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Case Keenum | QB | DEN |
| 13 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zane Gonzalez | K | CLE |
| 13 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Charles Clay | TE | BUF |
| 13 | 5 | Norsemen | Baker Mayfield | QB | CLE |
| 13 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Vernon Davis | TE | WAS |
| 13 | 7 | MeggaMen | Eric Ebron | TE | IND |
| 13 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 13 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Trumaine Johnson | DB | NYJ |
| 13 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Theo Riddick | RB | DET |
| 13 | 11 | Crusaders | Carlos Hyde | RB | CLE |
| 13 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Washington Commanders | OL | WAS |
| 14 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Micah Hyde | DB | BUF |
| 14 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Ronald Darby | DB | PHI |
| 14 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | New York Giants | OL | NYG |
| 14 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Adam Vinatieri | K | IND |
| 14 | 5 | Norsemen | Dan Bailey | K | DAL |
| 14 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Gerald McCoy | DL | TB |
| 14 | 7 | MeggaMen | Jameis Winston | QB | TB |
| 14 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | LeGarrette Blount | RB | DET |
| 14 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Chicago Bears | OL | CHI |
| 14 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Benardrick McKinney | LB | HOU |
| 14 | 11 | Crusaders | Houston Texans | OL | HOU |
| 14 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Andy Dalton | QB | CIN |
| 15 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA |
| 15 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Adrian Peterson | RB | WAS |
| 15 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | Fletcher Cox | DL | PHI |
| 15 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Cameron Heyward | DL | PIT |
| 15 | 5 | Norsemen | Kansas City Chiefs | OL | KC |
| 15 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | James White | RB | NE |
| 15 | 7 | MeggaMen | Sterling Shepard | WR | NYG |
| 15 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Nelson Agholor | WR | PHI |
| 15 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Mohamed Sanu | WR | ATL |
| 15 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Devontae Booker | RB | DEN |
| 15 | 11 | Crusaders | Kenny Golladay | WR | DET |
| 15 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Kurt Coleman | DB | NO |
| 16 | 1 | Trump Molests Collies | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 16 | 2 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jordan Phillips | DL | MIA |
| 16 | 3 | Richard's Lionhearts | John Brown | WR | BAL |
| 16 | 4 | Fighting Squirrels | Denzel Perryman | LB | LAC |
| 16 | 5 | Norsemen | Corey Clement | RB | PHI |
| 16 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Randall Cobb | WR | GB |
| 16 | 7 | MeggaMen | Vince Williams | LB | PIT |
| 16 | 8 | Gallic Warriors | Ryan Kerrigan | DL | WAS |
| 16 | 9 | Sacks on the Beach | Adrian Clayborn | DL | NE |
| 16 | 10 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | Pierre Garcon | WR | SF |
| 16 | 11 | Crusaders | Vic Beasley | LB | ATL |
| 16 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Josh Doctson | WR | WAS |