Draft Results
Aug 29, 2021
| Rd | Pick | Franchise | Selection | Pos | NFL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Richard's Lionhearts | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL |
| 1 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS |
| 1 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC |
| 1 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Najee Harris | RB | PIT |
| 1 | 5 | British Bulldogs | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS |
| 1 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Miles Sanders | RB | PHI |
| 1 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | David Montgomery | RB | CHI |
| 1 | 8 | Norsemen | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC |
| 1 | 9 | Trump Molests Collies | Gus Edwards | RB | BAL |
| 1 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Tom Brady | QB | TB |
| 1 | 11 | Crusaders | Robert Woods | WR | LAR |
| 1 | 12 | Norsemen | Chris Godwin | WR | TB |
| 2 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Cooper Kupp | WR | LAR |
| 2 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC |
| 2 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR |
| 2 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL |
| 2 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA |
| 2 | 6 | Crusaders | Russell Wilson | QB | SEA |
| 2 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Julio Jones | WR | TEN |
| 2 | 8 | Norsemen | James Robinson | RB | JAC |
| 2 | 9 | MeggaMen | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL |
| 2 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | JuJu Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT |
| 2 | 11 | Testudos Revenge | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN |
| 2 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Trey Sermon | RB | SF |
| 3 | 1 | Richard's Lionhearts | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN |
| 3 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | D'Andre Swift | RB | DET |
| 3 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF |
| 3 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Chase Edmonds | RB | ARI |
| 3 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Darrell Henderson | RB | LAR |
| 3 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN |
| 3 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Mike Davis | RB | ATL |
| 3 | 8 | Norsemen | Bobby Wagner | LB | SEA |
| 3 | 9 | MeggaMen | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN |
| 3 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Sony Michel | RB | LAR |
| 3 | 11 | Crusaders | Kareem Hunt | RB | CLE |
| 3 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Myles Gaskin | RB | MIA |
| 4 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Raheem Mostert | RB | SF |
| 4 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Michael Thomas | WR | NO |
| 4 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Melvin Gordon | RB | DEN |
| 4 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN |
| 4 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAC |
| 4 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Roquan Smith | LB | CHI |
| 4 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN |
| 4 | 8 | Norsemen | Myles Garrett | DL | CLE |
| 4 | 9 | MeggaMen | Irv Smith | TE | MIN |
| 4 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Russell Gage | WR | ATL |
| 4 | 11 | Crusaders | Zach Cunningham | LB | HOU |
| 4 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Micah Parsons | DL | DAL |
| 5 | 1 | Richard's Lionhearts | Noah Fant | TE | DEN |
| 5 | 2 | Sacks on the Beach | Blake Martinez | LB | NYG |
| 5 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Fred Warner | LB | SF |
| 5 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Patrick Queen | LB | BAL |
| 5 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jerome Baker | LB | MIA |
| 5 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Damien Harris | RB | NE |
| 5 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL |
| 5 | 8 | Norsemen | Nick Bosa | DL | SF |
| 5 | 9 | MeggaMen | Odell Beckham | WR | CLE |
| 5 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Sammy Watkins | WR | BAL |
| 5 | 11 | Crusaders | Brandin Cooks | WR | HOU |
| 5 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Anthony Firkser | TE | TEN |
| 6 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Tremaine Edmunds | LB | BUF |
| 6 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Deion Jones | LB | ATL |
| 6 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Joey Bosa | DL | LAC |
| 6 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Haason Reddick | DL | CAR |
| 6 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Deshaun Watson | QB | HOU |
| 6 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Corey Davis | WR | NYJ |
| 6 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI |
| 6 | 8 | Norsemen | Myles Jack | LB | JAC |
| 6 | 9 | MeggaMen | Chase Claypool | WR | PIT |
| 6 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Travis Etienne | RB | JAC |
| 6 | 11 | Crusaders | Cameron Jordan | DL | NO |
| 6 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Derwin James | DB | LAC |
| 7 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Jason Pierre-Paul | DL | TB |
| 7 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | J.J. Watt | DL | ARI |
| 7 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Jordan Poyer | DB | BUF |
| 7 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Cameron Heyward | DL | PIT |
| 7 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jessie Bates | DB | CIN |
| 7 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Jabrill Peppers | DB | NYG |
| 7 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Leonard Williams | DL | NYG |
| 7 | 8 | Norsemen | Robbie Chosen | WR | CAR |
| 7 | 9 | MeggaMen | Will Fuller | WR | MIA |
| 7 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Kevin Byard | DB | TEN |
| 7 | 11 | Testudos Revenge | James Conner | RB | ARI |
| 7 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Cole Beasley | WR | BUF |
| 8 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Demario Davis | LB | NO |
| 8 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Stephon Tuitt | DL | PIT |
| 8 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Sam Hubbard | DL | CIN |
| 8 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Zack Moss | RB | BUF |
| 8 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS |
| 8 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA |
| 8 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Justin Simmons | DB | DEN |
| 8 | 8 | Norsemen | Laviska Shenault | WR | JAC |
| 8 | 9 | MeggaMen | Antoine Winfield | DB | TB |
| 8 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | David Mayo | LB | WAS |
| 8 | 11 | Crusaders | Matthew Stafford | QB | DET |
| 8 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN |
| 9 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Vonn Bell | DB | CIN |
| 9 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Malcolm Butler | DB | ARI |
| 9 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Landon Collins | LB | WAS |
| 9 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Malcolm Jenkins | DB | NO |
| 9 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jalen Reagor | WR | PHI |
| 9 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Harrison Smith | DB | MIN |
| 9 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Joe Schobert | LB | PIT |
| 9 | 8 | Norsemen | Taylor Rapp | DB | LAR |
| 9 | 9 | MeggaMen | Michael Carter | RB | NYJ |
| 9 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Chris Jones | DB | TEN |
| 9 | 11 | Crusaders | Josh Hines-Allen | DL | JAC |
| 9 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Whitney Mercilus | DL | HOU |
| 10 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN |
| 10 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Za'Darius Smith | DL | GB |
| 10 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Eric Kendricks | LB | MIN |
| 10 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 10 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jordyn Brooks | LB | SEA |
| 10 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI |
| 10 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Chris Jones | DL | KC |
| 10 | 8 | Norsemen | Khari Willis | DB | IND |
| 10 | 9 | MeggaMen | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI |
| 10 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Anthony McFarland | RB | PIT |
| 10 | 11 | Crusaders | Kareem Jackson | DB | DEN |
| 10 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Leonard Fournette | RB | TB |
| 11 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA |
| 11 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Jonnu Smith | TE | NE |
| 11 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Jameis Winston | QB | NO |
| 11 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Jared Cook | TE | LAC |
| 11 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Emmanuel Ogbah | DL | MIA |
| 11 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Grady Jarrett | DL | ATL |
| 11 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Tracy Walker | DB | DET |
| 11 | 8 | Norsemen | Ryan Fitzpatrick | QB | WAS |
| 11 | 9 | MeggaMen | C.J. Mosley | LB | NYJ |
| 11 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Justin Fields | QB | CHI |
| 11 | 11 | Crusaders | Isaiah Simmons | LB | ARI |
| 11 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Jarvis Landry | WR | CLE |
| 12 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Cole Kmet | TE | CHI |
| 12 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Kenny Moore | DB | IND |
| 12 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Foyesade Oluokun | LB | ATL |
| 12 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Justin Reid | DB | HOU |
| 12 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Jonathan Allen | DL | WAS |
| 12 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Harrison Butker | K | KC |
| 12 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Devin Bush | LB | PIT |
| 12 | 8 | Norsemen | Hunter Henry | TE | NE |
| 12 | 9 | MeggaMen | Quinnen Williams | DL | NYJ |
| 12 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Khalil Mack | DL | CHI |
| 12 | 11 | Crusaders | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL |
| 12 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Jordan Fuller | DB | LAR |
| 13 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Yannick Ngakoue | DL | LV |
| 13 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Brandon Graham | DL | PHI |
| 13 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | D.J. Chark | WR | JAC |
| 13 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Michael Pittman | WR | IND |
| 13 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Anthony Walker | LB | CLE |
| 13 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | San Francisco 49ers | OL | SF |
| 13 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Trey Flowers | DL | DET |
| 13 | 8 | Norsemen | Ryan Succop | K | TB |
| 13 | 9 | MeggaMen | Juwan Johnson | TE | NO |
| 13 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Fletcher Cox | DL | PHI |
| 13 | 11 | Crusaders | Ronald Jones | RB | TB |
| 13 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Mark Ingram | RB | HOU |
| 14 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Shaq Barrett | DL | TB |
| 14 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Dont'a Hightower | LB | NE |
| 14 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Chuck Clark | DB | BAL |
| 14 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Shaq Thompson | LB | CAR |
| 14 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Mo Alie-Cox | TE | IND |
| 14 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Trey Lance | QB | SF |
| 14 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Kenneth Murray | LB | LAC |
| 14 | 8 | Norsemen | Rob Gronkowski | TE | TB |
| 14 | 9 | MeggaMen | Curtis Samuel | WR | WAS |
| 14 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Arik Armstead | DL | SF |
| 14 | 11 | Crusaders | Adrian Amos | DB | GB |
| 14 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Zach Ertz | TE | PHI |
| 15 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Jason Sanders | K | MIA |
| 15 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | New Orleans Saints | OL | NO |
| 15 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Matt Prater | K | ARI |
| 15 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Mecole Hardman | WR | KC |
| 15 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Zach Wilson | QB | NYJ |
| 15 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Antonio Brown | WR | TB |
| 15 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | Mike Williams | WR | LAC |
| 15 | 8 | Norsemen | Mac Jones | QB | NE |
| 15 | 9 | MeggaMen | Minnesota Vikings | OL | MIN |
| 15 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Ndamukong Suh | DL | TB |
| 15 | 11 | Crusaders | Alexander Johnson | LB | DEN |
| 15 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Eric Wilson | LB | PHI |
| 16 | 1 | British Bulldogs | Buffalo Bills | OL | BUF |
| 16 | 2 | Gallic Warriors | Daniel Jones | QB | NYG |
| 16 | 3 | Trump Molests Collies | Nyheim Hines | RB | IND |
| 16 | 4 | Sacks on the Beach | Gerald Everett | TE | SEA |
| 16 | 5 | Richard's Lionhearts | Denzel Mims | WR | NYJ |
| 16 | 6 | Testudos Revenge | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIN |
| 16 | 7 | Fighting Squirrels | AJ Dillon | RB | GB |
| 16 | 8 | Norsemen | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA |
| 16 | 9 | MeggaMen | Jamin Davis | LB | WAS |
| 16 | 10 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | Jake Funk | RB | LAR |
| 16 | 11 | Crusaders | David Johnson | RB | HOU |
| 16 | 12 | Amish Electricians | Shelby Harris | DL | DEN |