Rocky Mountain Oysters
Established 1992
Owner: Bryce Leonard
Since 2026
Since 2026
2003
2024 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 31 - 33 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 9 - 0 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 - 52 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 8 - 55 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 76 - 37 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 17 - 44 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 31 - 40 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 60 - 47 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 32 - 24 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 36 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Sigourney's Beaver | 0 - 20 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Trump Molests Collies | 2 - 57 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 41 - 25 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 65 |