Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2003 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 38 - 26 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 22 - 6 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs War Eagles | 12 - 25 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Rednecks | 24 - 28 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Werewolves | 0 - 24 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 7 - 32 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 68 |
| Week 8 | TIE | vs Green Wave | 0 - 0 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Illuminati | 7 - 12 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Freezer Burn | 0 - 13 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 14 - 7 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Green Wave | 0 - 31 |
| Week 13 | TIE | vs Rednecks | 0 - 0 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Freezer Burn | 4 - 71 |
| Toliet Bowl V: | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 44 - 67 |