Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2009 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 8 - 0 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 68 - 20 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 32 - 15 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 70 - 0 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Lindbergh Baby Casserole | 4 - 19 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 4 - 134 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 3 - 4 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 46 - 23 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 28 - 8 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Werewolves | 67 - 42 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 5 - 45 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 51 - 27 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 63 - 2 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 11 - 37 |
| Playoffs | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 20 - 22 |