Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2015 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 21 - 55 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 13 - 30 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 40 - 48 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Woodland Rangers | 7 - 0 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 31 - 25 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 0 - 18 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 52 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Mansfield Onanists | 1 - 37 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Pretend I'm Not Here | 35 - 27 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 17 - 51 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 11 - 13 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 9 - 20 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 12 - 51 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 0 - 38 |
| Toilet Bowl | LOSS | vs Woodland Rangers | 0 - 19 |