Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2018 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 51 - 22 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 56 - 29 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 60 - 13 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 79 - 62 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Testudos Revenge | 26 - 23 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 66 - 2 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 59 - 12 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 81 - 27 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 33 - 5 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 34 - 22 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 11 - 70 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 30 - 39 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 10 - 53 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 0 - 34 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 46 - 44 |
| Championship | WIN | vs Norsemen | 56 - 50 |