Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2021 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 26 - 27 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs British Bulldogs | 29 - 89 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Testudos Revenge | 51 - 14 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 57 - 37 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 33 - 42 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 25 - 8 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 32 - 29 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 30 - 0 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 10 - 26 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 13 - 0 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 14 - 60 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 27 - 9 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 11 - 19 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 52 - 34 |
| Playoffs | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 3 - 46 |