Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2023 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 15 - 43 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 42 - 37 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 23 - 35 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 67 - 46 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 51 - 33 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Sigourney's Weaver's | 3 - 0 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 36 - 3 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 50 - 36 |
| Week 9 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 0 - 31 |
| Week 10 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 36 - 30 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 38 - 32 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Testudos Revenge | 54 - 8 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs British Bulldogs | 14 - 22 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Sigourney's Weaver's | 18 - 7 |
| Playoffs | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 0 - 36 |