Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2024 Schedule
| Week 1 | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 74 - 47 |
| Week 2 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 27 - 11 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 82 - 37 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 8 - 34 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Sigourney's Beaver | 42 - 0 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 0 - 66 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 57 - 28 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 22 - 67 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Testudos Revenge | 65 - 48 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 6 - 8 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 112 - 37 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs British Bulldogs | 57 - 2 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 48 - 44 |
| Week 14 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 79 - 11 |
| Playoffs | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 35 - 58 |