Omar's Coming
Established 1993
Owner: Joshua Rio-Ross
Since 2025
Since 2025
2023 Schedule
| Week 1 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 17 - 25 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Sacks on the Beach | 0 - 34 |
| Week 3 | LOSS | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 0 - 31 |
| Week 4 | LOSS | vs British Bulldogs | 0 - 1 |
| Week 5 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 0 - 82 |
| Week 6 | LOSS | vs Trump Molests Collies | 0 - 3 |
| Week 7 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 27 - 6 |
| Week 8 | LOSS | vs MeggaMen | 18 - 60 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 1 - 0 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 0 - 29 |
| Week 11 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 1 - 0 |
| Week 12 | LOSS | vs Norsemen | 0 - 47 |
| Week 13 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 15 - 53 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Trump Molests Collies | 7 - 18 |
| Toilet Bowl | LOSS | vs Amish Electricians | 0 - 51 |