2023 Protections
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing (7)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Todd Bowles
HC
TB
0
Dak Prescott
QB
DAL
10
Nick Chubb
RB
CLE
19
D.J. Moore
WR
CHI
12
George Kittle
TE
SF
8
Dallas Cowboys
OL
DAL
2
T.J. Watt
DL
PIT
4
Amish Electricians (7)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
John Harbaugh
HC
BAL
0
Lamar Jackson
QB
BAL
13
Davante Adams
WR
LV
17
Calvin Ridley
WR
JAC
12
Aaron Donald
DL
LAR
5
Grady Jarrett
DL
ATL
3
Derwin James
DB
LAC
5
British Bulldogs (10)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Sean McVay
HC
LAR
0
Keenan Allen
WR
LAC
12
Cooper Kupp
WR
LAR
13
Travis Kelce
TE
KC
12
Evan McPherson
K
CIN
2
Buffalo Bills
OL
BUF
1
Maxx Crosby
DL
LV
3
Myles Garrett
DL
CLE
3
C.J. Mosley
LB
NYJ
5
Budda Baker
DB
ARI
4
Crusaders (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Matt LaFleur
HC
GB
0
J.K. Dobbins
RB
BAL
15
Austin Ekeler
RB
LAC
18
DeVonta Smith
WR
PHI
12
Darren Waller
TE
NYG
6
Cameron Jordan
DL
NO
4
Gallic Warriors (8)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Brandon Staley
HC
LAC
0
Justin Herbert
QB
LAC
11
Dameon Pierce
RB
HOU
15
CeeDee Lamb
WR
DAL
14
Ka'imi Fairbairn
K
HOU
1
Cleveland Browns
OL
CLE
1
Roquan Smith
LB
BAL
5
Tariq Woolen
DB
SEA
4
MeggaMen (7)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Bill Belichick
HC
NE
0
Jalen Hurts
QB
PHI
10
Tyreek Hill
WR
MIA
16
Justin Jefferson
WR
MIN
14
Garrett Wilson
WR
NYJ
12
Nick Bosa
DL
SF
3
Jalen Pitre
DB
HOU
4
Norsemen (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Kevin O'Connell
HC
MIN
0
Patrick Mahomes
QB
KC
14
Christian McCaffrey
RB
SF
20
Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR
DET
12
Mark Andrews
TE
BAL
7
New York Jets
OL
NYJ
1
Richard's Lionhearts (10)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Sean McDermott
HC
BUF
0
Justin Fields
QB
CHI
10
Terry McLaurin
WR
WAS
13
Mike Williams
WR
LAC
12
Daniel Carlson
K
LV
1
Baltimore Ravens
OL
BAL
1
Cole Holcomb
LB
PIT
5
Minkah Fitzpatrick
DB
PIT
5
Patrick Surtain II
DB
DEN
4
Charvarius Ward
DB
SF
4
Sacks on the Beach (8)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Zac Taylor
HC
CIN
0
Tony Pollard
RB
DAL
15
A.J. Brown
WR
PHI
15
DK Metcalf
WR
SEA
12
Kyle Pitts
TE
ATL
5
Jacksonville Jaguars
OL
JAC
1
Cameron Heyward
DL
PIT
3
Micah Parsons
DL
DAL
4
Sigourney's Weaver's (5)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Nick Sirianni
HC
PHI
0
Christian Kirk
WR
JAC
12
Dallas Goedert
TE
PHI
5
Tyler Bass
K
BUF
1
Willie Gay
LB
KC
5
Testudos Revenge (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Andy Reid
HC
KC
0
Joe Burrow
QB
CIN
11
Ja'Marr Chase
WR
CIN
13
Stefon Diggs
WR
BUF
16
Jaylen Waddle
WR
MIA
12
Jonathan Allen
DL
WAS
3
Trump Molests Collies (6)
Name
Pos
NFL
Cost
Doug Pederson
HC
JAC
0
Josh Allen
QB
BUF
12
Saquon Barkley
RB
NYG
19
Chris Olave
WR
NO
12
T.J. Hockenson
TE
MIN
6
Foyesade Oluokun
LB
JAC
6