2018 Schedule
| Week 1 | |||||
| Thursday, September 6 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 55 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 46 | Testudos Revenge | 36 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 32 | Richard's Lionhearts | 17 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 55 | Norsemen | 34 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 51 | Amish Electricians | 22 | ||
| MeggaMen | 54 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Week 2 | |||||
| Thursday, September 13 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 56 | Fighting Squirrels | 29 | ||
| MeggaMen | 25 | Gallic Warriors | 24 | ||
| Crusaders | 37 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 32 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 46 | Sacks on the Beach | 14 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 69 | Amish Electricians | 36 | ||
| Norsemen | 47 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 43 | ||
| Week 3 | |||||
| Thursday, September 20 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 46 | MeggaMen | 18 | ||
| Norsemen | 61 | Amish Electricians | 11 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 31 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 18 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 23 | Fighting Squirrels | 1 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 60 | Crusaders | 13 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 28 | Gallic Warriors | 2 | ||
| Week 4 | |||||
| Thursday, September 27 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Carolina, Las Vegas, Washington | |||||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 64 | Richard's Lionhearts | 54 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 27 | Amish Electricians | 18 | ||
| Crusaders | 6 | MeggaMen | 3 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 79 | Sacks on the Beach | 62 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 57 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 81 | Norsemen | 60 | ||
| Week 5 | |||||
| Thursday, October 4 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Chicago, Las Vegas, Tampa Bay | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 30 | Amish Electricians | 17 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 26 | Testudos Revenge | 23 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 37 | Norsemen | 30 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 57 | MeggaMen | 38 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 19 | Crusaders | 14 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 20 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Week 6 | |||||
| Thursday, October 11 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Detroit, Las Vegas, New Orleans | |||||
| Norsemen | 55 | Richard's Lionhearts | 48 | ||
| MeggaMen | 44 | Fighting Squirrels | 40 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 69 | Sacks on the Beach | 18 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 35 | Crusaders | 32 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 32 | Gallic Warriors | 15 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 66 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 2 | ||
| Week 7 | |||||
| Thursday, October 18 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Green Bay, Las Vegas, Pittsburgh, Seattle | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 59 | Fighting Squirrels | 12 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 29 | Amish Electricians | 14 | ||
| Norsemen | 19 | MeggaMen | 17 | ||
| Crusaders | 36 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 34 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 51 | Testudos Revenge | 22 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 53 | Gallic Warriors | 37 | ||
| Week 8 | |||||
| Thursday, October 25 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Atlanta, Dallas, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Chargers, Tennessee | |||||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 54 | MeggaMen | 49 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 90 | Richard's Lionhearts | 30 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 82 | Testudos Revenge | 72 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 31 | Fighting Squirrels | 20 | ||
| Norsemen | 46 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 81 | Gallic Warriors | 27 | ||
| Week 9 | |||||
| Thursday, November 1 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Arizona, Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Las Vegas, New York Giants, Philadelphia | |||||
| Norsemen | 66 | Fighting Squirrels | 35 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 53 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 26 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 54 | Amish Electricians | 9 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 33 | Crusaders | 5 | ||
| MeggaMen | 69 | Testudos Revenge | 45 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 46 | Gallic Warriors | 22 | ||
| Week 10 | |||||
| Thursday, November 8 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Baltimore, Denver, Houston, Las Vegas, Minnesota | |||||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 53 | Testudos Revenge | 53 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 34 | Richard's Lionhearts | 22 | ||
| MeggaMen | 64 | Amish Electricians | 6 | ||
| Norsemen | 60 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 40 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 72 | Gallic Warriors | 29 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 39 | Crusaders | 8 | ||
| Week 11 | |||||
| Thursday, November 15 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Buffalo, Cleveland, Las Vegas, Miami, New England, New York Jets, San Francisco | |||||
| Norsemen | 70 | Trump Molests Collies | 11 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 43 | Amish Electricians | 20 | ||
| Crusaders | 42 | Fighting Squirrels | 8 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 65 | Gallic Warriors | 18 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 89 | Sacks on the Beach | 65 | ||
| MeggaMen | 31 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 0 | ||
| Week 12 | |||||
| Thursday, November 22 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Kansas City, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Rams | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 47 | Crusaders | 22 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 34 | Fighting Squirrels | 18 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 26 | Amish Electricians | 4 | ||
| MeggaMen | 39 | Trump Molests Collies | 30 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 69 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 53 | ||
| Norsemen | 74 | Sacks on the Beach | 43 | ||
| Week 13 | |||||
| Thursday, November 29 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Norsemen | 71 | Richard's Lionhearts | 44 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 11 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 11 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 24 | Crusaders | 11 | ||
| Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 53 | Trump Molests Collies | 10 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 21 | Testudos Revenge | 11 | ||
| MeggaMen | 28 | Sacks on the Beach | 12 | ||
| Week 14 | |||||
| Thursday, December 6 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 44 | Richard's Lionhearts | 35 | ||
| Crusaders | 24 | Fighting Squirrels | 1 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 65 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 48 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| MeggaMen | 28 | Testudos Revenge | 12 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 34 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| Playoffs | |||||
| Thursday, December 13 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Norsemen | 21 | MeggaMen | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 46 | Fightin' Bitin' Beavers | 44 | ||
| Toilet Bowl | |||||
| Thursday, December 13 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Amish Electricians | 41 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Championship | |||||
| Thursday, December 20 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 56 | Norsemen | 50 | ||