2024 Schedule

Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Playoffs | Toilet Bowl | Championship

Week 1

Thursday, August 29
Crusaders 34   13 Gallic Warriors
Richard's Lionhearts 33   31 British Bulldogs
Sacks on the Beach 39   10 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Sigourney's Beaver 23   0 Amish Electricians
Norsemen 1   0 Testudos Revenge
Trump Molests Collies 74   47 MeggaMen

Week 2

Thursday, September 12
Sacks on the Beach 64   57 MeggaMen
Norsemen 50   17 Crusaders
Richard's Lionhearts 37   0 Testudos Revenge
British Bulldogs 9   0 Amish Electricians
Trump Molests Collies 27   11 Gallic Warriors
Sigourney's Beaver 10   3 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing

Week 3

Thursday, September 19
Richard's Lionhearts 33   7 Crusaders
Amish Electricians 33   0 Sacks on the Beach
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 52   0 British Bulldogs
Trump Molests Collies 82   37 Norsemen
Gallic Warriors 26   19 Sigourney's Beaver
Testudos Revenge 65   0 MeggaMen

Week 4

Thursday, September 26
Norsemen 49   22 Richard's Lionhearts
Crusaders 27   17 Gallic Warriors
Amish Electricians 34   19 MeggaMen
Sacks on the Beach 55   8 British Bulldogs
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 34   8 Trump Molests Collies
Testudos Revenge 30   24 Sigourney's Beaver

Week 5

Thursday, October 3
NFL Byes: Detroit, Los Angeles Chargers, Philadelphia, Tennessee
MeggaMen 54   0 Norsemen
British Bulldogs 76   37 Gallic Warriors
Amish Electricians 21   12 Crusaders
Trump Molests Collies 42   0 Sigourney's Beaver
Richard's Lionhearts 22   4 Sacks on the Beach
Testudos Revenge 76   38 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing

Week 6

Thursday, October 10
NFL Byes: Kansas City, Los Angeles Rams, Miami, Minnesota
Gallic Warriors 37   17 Richard's Lionhearts
Sacks on the Beach 66   0 Trump Molests Collies
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 72   33 MeggaMen
Norsemen 63   16 Sigourney's Beaver
Crusaders 44   17 British Bulldogs
Testudos Revenge 38   14 Amish Electricians

Week 7

Thursday, October 17
NFL Byes: Chicago, Dallas
Gallic Warriors 43   42 Sacks on the Beach
Trump Molests Collies 57   28 Amish Electricians
Testudos Revenge 40   31 British Bulldogs
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 33   24 Norsemen
Richard's Lionhearts 48   27 Sigourney's Beaver
Crusaders 65   45 MeggaMen

Week 8

Thursday, October 24
MeggaMen 36   35 Sigourney's Beaver
British Bulldogs 60   47 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Richard's Lionhearts 37   33 Amish Electricians
Sacks on the Beach 63   15 Norsemen
Gallic Warriors 67   22 Trump Molests Collies
Testudos Revenge 54   26 Crusaders

Week 9

Thursday, October 31
NFL Byes: Pittsburgh, San Francisco
MeggaMen 67   48 Richard's Lionhearts
Trump Molests Collies 65   48 Testudos Revenge
Crusaders 15   0 Amish Electricians
British Bulldogs 32   24 Sacks on the Beach
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 34   20 Gallic Warriors
Norsemen 5   2 Sigourney's Beaver

Week 10

Thursday, November 7
NFL Byes: Cleveland, Green Bay, Las Vegas, Seattle
Richard's Lionhearts 8   6 Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders 44   9 Sacks on the Beach
Gallic Warriors 29   7 Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 18   10 Amish Electricians
MeggaMen 36   0 British Bulldogs
Testudos Revenge 103   0 Sigourney's Beaver

Week 11

Thursday, November 14
NFL Byes: Arizona, Carolina, New York Giants, Tampa Bay
Norsemen 61   51 Richard's Lionhearts
Sigourney's Beaver 20   0 British Bulldogs
MeggaMen 33   0 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Testudos Revenge 57   23 Sacks on the Beach
Gallic Warriors 32   17 Amish Electricians
Trump Molests Collies 112   37 Crusaders

Week 12

Thursday, November 21
NFL Byes: Atlanta, Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville, New Orleans, New York Jets
Trump Molests Collies 57   2 British Bulldogs
Richard's Lionhearts 55   27 Testudos Revenge
Norsemen 28   0 Amish Electricians
Gallic Warriors 61   6 MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 36   21 Crusaders
Sacks on the Beach 40   38 Sigourney's Beaver

Week 13

Thursday, November 28
British Bulldogs 41   25 Norsemen
Sacks on the Beach 43   24 MeggaMen
Richard's Lionhearts 28   20 Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing
Crusaders 37   24 Sigourney's Beaver
Trump Molests Collies 48   44 Amish Electricians
Testudos Revenge 45   30 Gallic Warriors

Week 14

Thursday, December 5
NFL Byes: Baltimore, Denver, Houston, Indianapolis, New England, Washington
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 55   7 Sacks on the Beach
Testudos Revenge 83   13 Norsemen
Amish Electricians 67   44 Gallic Warriors
MeggaMen 65   0 British Bulldogs
Trump Molests Collies 79   11 Crusaders
Richard's Lionhearts 31   17 Sigourney's Beaver

Playoffs

Thursday, December 12
Testudos Revenge 58   35 Trump Molests Collies
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 31   15 Richard's Lionhearts

Toilet Bowl

Thursday, December 12
Amish Electricians 27   0 Sigourney's Beaver

Championship

Thursday, December 19
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing 66   35 Testudos Revenge